What is this crap?

So, I just got off of work, and there were three people that really stuck out to me. First off, there was the pear lady. She had gotten a bag of three pears which is about $1.58. I had typed in the wrong code, so it was ten cents more expensive per pound. Instead of $1.58, it was $1.64. She threw a big fit afterwards and wouldn't stop badgering me about it. I couldn't believe someone would have the nerve to bother the crap out of me for six cents. SIX CENTS. Are you kidding me? That's crap.

The second lady was towards the end of my shift. She somehow got on the topic of our government and apparently how we aren't citizens, but we're just consumers. I then gave her a coupon and said, "Well, now you can consume for a lower price!" She laughed a little but gave me a dirty look. I can't believe someone would just go insane over a little "giggle tee-hee" moment. MY GOD. These people.

The last man made me laugh my butt off. He bout a big bag of cat food, probably 15 or so pounds. Right when he walks out of the store and into the parking lot, there was a distinction of a, "JESUS KUH-RIST ALMIGHTY!" He comes back in with a bag of empty cat food missing one end. His exact words were, "Jeezum bud, mah cat food done and ripped on me. Can I get new one? Them little kitties are gonna get feisty if they ain't got no nibbles." My word. I couldn't stop laughing. Oh, how I love people at the grocery store.